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 Marconias

If You're So Smart

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Well I didn't quit smokin' today

and I didn't wash the car

But I paid up all the rent

on my credit card

And I didn't take the garbage out

and I didn't clean the tub

But I did some laundry and shaved the face

and I cooked me up some grub

And if your so smart tell me why am I leaving you

You've always got an answer but for this you have no clue

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Well I didn't mow the grass today and I didn't dig no weeds

But I bought me some guitar strings and I polished up my skis

And I didn't take you out last night and I didn't hold your hand

But I bought you a golden watch my dear and you left it on my night stand

And if your so smart tell me why am I leaving you

You can stab me in the back my dear an thats all that you can do

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But I wasn't in the mood last night an I didn't have the need

But I took a bath and brushed my teeth and I read my magazine

Well I didn't do this and I didn't do that and I didn't give you a kiss

But I drank a lot of wine an I drunk a lot of beer and I went and had to take a piss

And if your so smart tell me why am I leaving you

It's always someone elses fault, that's all you ever do

And if your so smart tell me why am I leaving you

And you can go ahead and call me names you selfish little bitch

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